I am Zeromus, spirit of Zemus and all his hate given physical form. I was killed by five wretched curs known by the names of Cecil, Kain, Edge, Rydia, and Rosa. Although, with my dying breath, I uttered these words: "I shall never die...as long as darkness resides in the hearts of men." Then I was given life again, and faced the two whom I thought I had killed: Fusoya and Golbez. They were successful in defeating me again, however, I used my signature Big Bang and wiped out their precious Crystal Palace. I had died once again, but not long. And so I have returned. I have taken up residence in a place known as the "United States of America", here I plot my next actions in my quest to consume all with hate. To monitor you people of the Blue Planet, I bought a computer, and I have high-speed internet access. I have never heard of this internet, or a computer. I have gotten used to using it, however.